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TFLN FF7 - Godzilla

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Final Fantasy Seven: TFLN Cues
(Texts from Last Night)





Rating: T
BETA: Ziggy Pasta…
For:  FunkySockzLover because she won third place in the HBI contest that I ran.
Cue:  "They had a shouting match... “
Warning: Silliness and drugs.
Disclaimer: Don't own FF7 Fandom, just using for my own amusement. Do not profit from this endeavour.
Characters: Cloud, Zack, Kunsel, and Cissnei
POV:  Kunsel



Godzilla





A large bowl of popcorn, an extra-large bottle of power mako drink, and a bag of licorice was all that Kunsel needed for his viewing pleasure.  He made himself comfortable in his reclining chair and turned up the volume.  The monitors displayed images of Zack and Cloud yelling at each other and bashing the keys on a laptop.

He was able to see what was going on in Zack’s apartment because of his well-honed information-seeking skills.  He had made some deals to gain access into the surveillance system, as well as the one that wasn’t supposed to exist.  

It was always an entertaining way to spend a Friday night around Shin-Ra.

He thought he had seen everything with all the regular level of crazy that was persistent around Shin-Ra, but he could always count on Zack to do new things to add to his list of amusement.  He was very amused that Zack was searching on Moogle.  Today was actually pretty tame in comparison to past searches, but it was still strange.   Different pictures of Godzilla showed up on the monitor, which resulted in a very strange, but humorous conversation.

“He can shoot lasers out of his eyes!” Zack yelled.

“Nuh-uh!  It’s his mouth!  Rawr!”  Cloud said and tried to loom over Zack, but ended up falling in his lap instead as his feet seemed to give out on him.  Kunsel snorted as he made sure he was recording the antics of the two.  This was not uncommon behaviour for Zack, as he was always getting into something.  Cloud was always pulling Zack out of the flames, and not usually falling in with him.  

But today, both of them had gotten into something.  If they had picked it up anywhere else, it would have been safe.  They should have know better than to take anything from Rufus’ desk.  They didn’t even wonder why the Vice President would have Pixie Sticks on his desk.

“What if he shot a laser out of his butt?”  Zack asked as he leaned over Cloud and tapped frantically on the laptop.

“Those would be booster rockets,” Cloud said as he struggled to get out of Zack's lap, but ended up falling onto the floor in a lump.  “But I don’t remember him having booster rockets.”  Cloud reached for the laptop, but Zack stood up and held it out of his reach.

Kunsel was in near hysterics as he watched Cloud hop up and down,trying to reach the laptop before crashing into Zack, causing both of them to collapse on the floor.  Cloud pinned Zack down, sitting on his stomach as he claimed the computer as his own.  He typed in “Booster butt rockets in Godzilla” into the search engine.

The door opened behind Kunsel, and he looked over his shoulder to see Cissnei walk in.  She gave him a confused look.  “What are you doing?” she asked in a terse tone.  Kunsel knew that she didn’t like him snooping around in grounds that were supposed to be Tseng’s, but it was part of his job after all.

“Watching,” Kunsel said after he took a long drink of the green mako power drink. “They’re both coked to the gills, having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of Godzilla, and using Moogle entry on the topic to support their responses.”

Cissnei cocked her head to the side and looked at the screens as Zack took the laptop away from Cloud and typed, ‘detachable fists.’

“Why are you monitoring Zack?” Cissnei sounded alarmed and annoyed.

“They were in Rufus’ office earlier and found some of Rufus’ Pixie Sticks.  I knew it would be interesting to watch them.” Kunsel couldn't help an unmanly giggle as Cloud was now on Zack’s back, and they were both spinning around the room.  “I think I could sell this for a good thousand gil or so.”

Sighing loudly, Cissnei left the room.  She was so uptight he knew she was going to stop those two, clean them up and replenish the Pixie Sticks for Rufus.  He knew that she would also replace the Pixie Sticks with real sugar, and he would have to tape Rufus raging as he snorted it.





Full Inspirational text from the Text from Last Night Website "“They’re both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of Godzilla and using Wikipedia entry on the topic to support their responses.."
I'm finally posting some writing!!!!

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Here is more short drabbles, if you liked this one.

MASTER LIST of TFLN inspired tales.

is on my profile page of all these little drabbles. Enjoy.


/Don't own the characters. SquareEnix is the owners, I am just using them for my own amusement, and hopefully yours as well. I do not profit from this tale in any way.

Also posted on fanfiction.net under the penname Soyna
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ShadowHaloedAngel's avatar
That was hilarious! That was sseriously... wow :giggle: Oh Rufus' pixie sticks... never trust anything in his office.